Leon Freilich, Verse Responder: iPhooey

iPHOOEY

The shape is right and so's the size,
And it vibrates on command,
A gizmo with the full potential
To beat the whisker band.

It's always with you, home and away,
In bathtub and in car,
Performing dozens of ditsy tasks,
A would-be blazing star.

Yes, smartphones do this, smartphones do that
And all between flip and flap;
So why can't they be used to shave?
Multitasking, my app!