Ebay Ads that Make Hepcat Laugh

Hepcat was making cackling noises over these ebay ads for view camera lenses. Why he's looking to spend money on view camera lenses I don't know. But that's his business.

An incredible lens that sets the standard for WA lenses in the 4x5 format, what can be said about this lens that hasn't been said before? Well I'll tell you a few things...this lens actually talks you through great pictures..if you have trouble composing just set the shutter on 'T' for talk' and swing the camera around..when the lens sees a great picture it'll say stop very quietly.... You have to listen closely though!

In addition at regular intervals it will give out the winning lottery numbers needed to take you away from your depressing and desperate situation in life. Finally you will be able to afford the dental surgery to fix your teeth, have hair implants....that are not on your back/in your ears! Maybe a little liposuction and a personal trainer to help you get in shape, your own tanning booth to take that pasty white look away. At that point the extensive training will have to be undergone so you sound like a pro when you go into a Starbucks and order your morning coffee...if you don't want your butler to make it that is.

You'll no longer be kept behind the velvet rope, you'll be the one that has it opened for you, at last you have arrived, dating starlets, attending galas and you are livin in LA baby! I already went through all this and have to say that its all due to this lens which as the rules of good fortune would have it I am now obligated to pass on to someone less fortunate than myself. Have fun bidding, destiny awaits!!!!

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